Well things are certainly looking up for old Eve on the employment front.
Today I was playing pool down the pub at midday, I know the owner so I can play for free. Suddenly this suave, suit-wearing cad strolls in, reaking of expensive aftershave, and peering through a pair of designer glasses. He ever-so-cooly requests in on my one player pool tournament, and being the amiable gentleman that I am, I kindly allow it. We get to talking, and turns out he used to work as the editor of Ralph magazine! Then he went on to say how he is now branching out and has a new magazine in the works, aimed at a female audience, designed and produced by men….
I told him I was looking for a job, how I’d done a bit of writing here and there, and that I read a lot of magazines. Next thing I know it, he is giving me his card and telling me to call him tomorrow to arrange my position.
[I really hope he didn't think I was gay, and by "position" he meant something totally un-job-related.]
So, here I am, on the road to journalistic glory with an attractive, possibly homosexual editor and a new avant garde ladies publication.
This is certainly going to be interesting.
Eve.
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